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Dainos žodžiai vaizdo klipe.
2011 02 08
Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros
I’m the mother flippin’ rhymenocerous
My beats are fat
And the birds are on my back
And I’m horny, I’m horny
If you choose to proceed
You will indeed concede
Cause I hit you with my flow
The wild rhino stampede
I’m not just wild, I’m trained, domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That’s how it goes
Here’s the Hiphopopotamus
The hip hop hippo
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
My lyrics are bottomless
Sometimes our rhymes are polite
Like, thank you for the dinner Ms. Right
That was very delicious goodnight
Sometimes they are obscene
Like a pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a stream of margarine
Yeah, some margarine
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus
Rockin’ this metropolis
I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve
My rhymes and records, they don’t get played
Because my records and rhymes, they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid
My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know
I’m trying to correct this
Other rappers dis me
Say my rhymes are sissy
Why? Why? Why? What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive
With your feedback, please
Why? Why?
Why ? Cause I rap about reality
Like me and my grandma drinkin’ a cup of tea
There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party
Hey, ho
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Who’s the motherflippin?
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
I’m the motherflippin’
Motherflippin’
2011 02 07
Stephen Lynch
Beelz
Ever since first man has walked this Earth I have been here
To whisper seeds of doubt and evil thoughts into his ear
I am the beast, the outcast angel fallen from on high
I go by many names but there is one you can’t deny
My name is Satan, hi everybody!
Ahh, let me tell you a little about myself
My friends all call me old scratch and I am a Capricorn
My turn ons are romantic walks and killing the unborn
I’ve got little devil horns, and a little Goatee,
Little devil eyes to help a little devil see
And little cloven hooves that make it kinda hard to ski
I’m Satan, Woo Hoo!
Mephistopheles for some. I don’t know.
My real name is Beelzebub, but you can call me Beelz
I love to watch Fox news and then go club some baby seals
Then I’ll take a bubble bath and drink a zinfandel
Try to wash off that baby seal smell
And then I’ll make a toast to me
Hey, here’s to my hell…th
My name is Satan. Ah Hah!
To carry on my evil ways I went and had a son
And now he makes his living as a singing comedian
I’m in every Zeppelin album
I’m in all Rush Limbaugh’s rants
I’m the reason that the Boston Red Sox even had a chance
And if I want to eat your soul, I’ll just throw it on a griddle.
I don’t need to make a deal, I don’t need to tell a riddle
And fuck Charlie Daniels I don’t care if he can fiddle
I’m Satan.
The Devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal
Thats fucking bullshit because I wouldn’t be caught dead in Georgia
Ok, it’s like Oh my God!
Six, Six, Six!
Satan!
2011 02 04
Axis of Awesome
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I
Step 1 preheat the oven til it’s hot
Then take a mixing bowl or pot
A spatula or wooded spoon
Settle down we’ll be baking soon
A cup of milk, a cup of flour
mix in an egg then wait for an hour
Take sultanas to fill the holes
I just can’t wait to lick the bowl
Take the bowl and pour the mixture in
Make sure you’ve pre-greased the tin
You’ll see it’s east, it wont take long
Now you know how to bake a scone.
II
Mid afternoon’s your safest bet
Make sure you’re ready with a net
Take some bread and leave a trail of crumbs
Wait patiently until one comes
Tip toe up to it, don’t make a sound
Place your bait gently on the ground
Once you’re nearby then you’re in luck
Now you know how to catch a duck
III
Take her back to your hotel room
Break of the handle of the broom
Lay some plastic on the floor
Creep up behind the dirty whore
Hit her with the broom until she’s dead
Then dump the body but keep the head
No one will ever know who took her
Now you know, how to kill a hooker
How to kill a hooker…x2
2011 02 03
vaizdas toliau..
Frodo, don’t wear the ring.
I know it’s very tempting.
Yes, you will appear to disappear,
But the dark riders they’ll know you’re there.
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies…
Many spies, have many eyes…
One ring to bind them, to find them,
One ring to rule them all,
One ring to bind them, one to find them,
One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
Yea, Little Frodo!
You’ve got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring Come on ruuuule them
with your ring!
Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds.
If you want him, come and claim him!
Do they, Gandalf?
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!
I can’t carry the ring
But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo.
You have my sword,
And my bow,
And my axe!
Mordor…
We’ll never make it.
There’s thousands of them and only nine of us…
Ohhhh…
We made it…
Hurray, we made it.
Yo Frodo, what you doin’ wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it’s hard when you’re little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don’t rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don’t wear the ring!
Frodo don’t wear the ring,
The magical bling bling,
You’ll never be the Lord of the Rings
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2011 02 02
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2011 01 13
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